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Chicago woman Jaqueshia Punkins murders Miami Surgeon after Tummy Tuck, BBL and liposuction did nothing to change her unattractive looks. “I really thought after I got my body did I was gone find me a good n**ga to take care of me but errybody keep saying I look like a rat in the face” — […] More

Woman, 23, ends up with a ‘cone’ bum after botched butt lift surgery in Turkey & has to wear jeans three sizes bigger. A YOUNG woman has been left with a “cone” of fat on her bum after getting a botched Brazilian butt lift abroad. Shannon Davies, 23, chose to go under the knife at […] More

“I ain’t gay but I’m just saying I saw the video and I’m tryna see what’s brackin cuz he look like he put in work” — Thugger Onlyfans Male Model Jimmy Smacks released a short video of him showing off his no gag reflex and mouth work on a tranny. The internet was on fire […] More

While it’s a known fact that smoking cigarettes can cause cancer, a new study has revealed that “anallingus, otherwise known as eating b**ty” can cause cancer too. In recent year the popularity of eating b00ty has increased in most cultures. Now, scientists and study claims that it’s just best to stay away from the hole. […] More

“He seemed flexible in the video so it was nothing to fit him in the trunk” Said 47-year-old Barry HoldenShit after seeing his 15-year-old son’s Arch That Back Challenge Video on Facebook. The boy has lost his damn mind, the dad thinks a recent flu shot could be the reason his son is acting like […] More

NEW ORLEANS – A 17 year old Make-A-Wish foundation teen, who is suffering from a chronic HIV infection, has reportedly made a wish to recieve oral sex from popular pornographic actress Teanna Trump. Jeffrey Jones, who is currently suffering from a chronic HIV infection, reportedly told his physician he wanted to receive oral sex from […] More

“THE ONLY REASON I GOT WITH MY WIFE WAS BECAUSE SHE WALKED, TALKED, AND ACTED LIKE A MAN, BUT THAT PLASTIC DILD0 AIN’T WORKING, WHEN IT COMES TO MY PUSSY ITS THE REAL MEAT🍆 FOR ME”— Keisha Said Keisha Pullman on instagram letting her followers know she’s looking for a Real man not an imitation […] More

11-year-old 5th grade entrepreneur from Houston, Texas has recently been expelled for simply pursuing the American Dream. The boy, sorry *grown ass man, was turning a hefty profit by pimpin his classmates for $3 kisses and $2 hugs. Authorities estimate that in the three months, the grown ass man raked in close to $500, which […] More

FLORIDA – 21-year old Tyrone Smith killed his so-called best friend, Xavier Johnson, after a 10-hour anal session between 2 completely heterosexual men, Xavier didn’t say “No homo” or “No homo bro”, thus, automatically converting it into non-heterosexual sex. The incident happened last night in Florida, in a small apartment in Orlando. Tyrone stabbed his friend […] More

According to multiple reports, Ohio Rapper DaBaby has reportedly agreed to sleep with a homosexual male fan to prove that he is “not homophobic”   DaBaby has been under fire since the summer, when he made a series of homophobic comments on stage while performing at Rolling Loud Miami 2021. The rapper said: “If you […] More

I just knew my baby daddy would be in touch with his feminine side and my only other requirement is that he be a member of the LGBT. Young Ma which stands for young man she just dropped the n is reportedly pregnant by zesty gangstalicious rapper young thug. The two met at a studio […] More

“Did You See the Jaw line on that B*tch? I never in my life seen a woman with a face that strong, how was I supposed to know she wasn’t a he? Her mouth was so amazing it had to be a dude no woman could possible have jaw muscles that strong, my penis is […] More