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Thousands of Prostitutes File For UnEmployment After Mega Personals Shuts Down Adult Section

“How am I supposed to live? I’ve got a quota to meet! My pimp is not happy, I can’t walk no damn track or freestyle I only know how to post ads I hate it here” Mercedes

The Feds are coming down on hard on Megapersonals & Listcrawler.com after allegations of pimping and prostitution.

Mega Personals & Listcrawler most viewed page section is their “Adult” section, where women of the night can offer services and lonely customers can pay to get their Rocks Off.


The founder of Mega Personals Jay Mendoza claims that the feds are violating freedom of speech and freedom to sell “PumPum”. Thousands of Prostitutes are now unemployed with no way of supporting themselves. Many of these women have flooded their local unemployment offices to apply for assistance in hopes of getting the EDIL Grant and a paycheck to last until they find a Pimp.

Most people work 9-5 I work 45-75. That’s the number of customers I’d see a day. I can’t put “Gives Great Bl0w Job” on a resume!

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