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Scientists Joining Vegan Movement Engineering Vegetables To Taste Like Candy

Agribusiness giant Mendoza GreenFood plans to release vegetables that taste like candy by 2022. The company cited a huge market.

Polls show 90% of people hate eating their vegetables. Kids especially hate eating their vegetables,” a plant biologist with Mendoza GreenFood said. “But they need them [vegetables] to maintain optimal health. So we had a light bulb moment… why not engineer vegetables to taste like candy? Everybody loves candy!”

The company plans a huge array of flavors, but will release a limited selection to start. The following flavors include:

Chocolate flavored carrots

Watermelon flavored tomatoes

Caramel flavored peas

Butterscotch flavored radishes

Peanut butter flavored kale

Vanilla flavored spinach

Bubblegum flavored celery

Peppermint flavored green beans

Grape flavored cabbage

Candy apple flavored lettuce

Mendoza GreenFood hasn’t released the science behind the candy-flavored vegetables, but they are a leader in creating genetically modified foods and this appears to be yet another evolution in GMO science.

Eduardo Santos with Food Fraud suggested that people might want to think twice before eating candy flavored vegetables:

“We have no idea how they done (sic) this exactly. Until we can review their patents we won’t know. If candy flavored vegetables make it to market I highly advise folks to not consume until peer-reviewed scientific research is in. GreenFood  has a terrible track record of not caring about the health of their customers.”

Monsanto claims the vegetables will be as healthy as any vegetable you can eat today.

“People are going to absolutely love eating their vegetables now,” the GreenFood scientist said. “Candy flavored vegetables will likely end obesity and so much preventable disease in the world because everybody will be eating so many delicious and healthy vegetables. Who wouldn’t want to munch on chocolate flavored carrots or grape cabbage all day?”

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