Pastor Bans Lady From Church After She Wore Sexy Dress To Sunday Service

“Cheeks like that ain’t nuthin but the Devil. I used to say Come As You Are but she has to leave that booty at home” –Pastor Smith

A New Orleans Pastor has banned one of his members from attending his Church after she repeatedly wore inappropriate clothing to Church Service. Members of the church say that the woman was causing a disruption because of her seductive clothing choice. Many women in the church have switched congregations after catching their husbands drooling over Shelia.

“She made the Deacon forget the prayer and the choir completely stopped singing when she walked out of church 15 minutes early.”



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